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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee (essential, right?), and head out. First stop? The main square, Kossuth Lajos tér. It’s like the heart of the town, ya know? I’m just chillin’, people-watching, when I spot this old dude feeding pigeons. Classic. I mean, who doesn’t love a good pigeon drama? They were fighting over crumbs like it was Black Friday. 😂

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