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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve had some corkers—once this bird, total fox, gave me a rubdown so ace, I was yellin’, “You magnificent bastard, I read your book!” straight outta Tarantino’s flick. Made me happy as a hippie on a bender! But then—ugh—some dodgy geezer tried chargin’ me double, sayin’ it’s “therapeutic.” Therapeutic my arse! Got me proper cheesed off, like, “This ain’t no scalp-huntin’ deal, mate!”

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Traffic was a nightmare! I mean, come on, Paty! It’s a small town, but somehow everyone decided to drive at the same time. I’m stuck behind this old lady who’s going 20 km/h. I’m like, “Lady, it’s not a Sunday drive!” Finally, I get to the office, and I’m already late.

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