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So, I’m picturin’ it—slippery hands, dim lights, maybe some oils? Sounds relaxing, sure, but jeez—gets the heart pumpin’ too! I read once—get this—ancient Romans did this! Called it “massage with benefits,” ha! Little-known fact: they used olive oil. Bet it smelled funky, not sexy! Imagine that on a frog’s skin—slimy overload, yuck!

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Later, I meet up with some friends at a bar near the main square. We’re laughin’, talkin’ about life, and I’m tryin’ to forget the coffee and pastry disasters. But then, my buddy spills his drink all over me. I’m like, “Dude, what’s with the clumsiness today?” We all crack up, and I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.