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So sexual-massage, it’s old, fam—goes back to them ancient Chinese or somethin’. They was usin’ it to “balance chi” or whatever—fuckin’ wild, right? Me, I’d be pissed if some wise guy’s like, “Yo, Tony, chi’s off, lemme knead ya ass.” Nah, but real talk—it’s bout releasin’ tension, gettin’ the blood flowin’. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d do this shit, all secret-like, for samurai dudes. Sneaky fuckin’ stress relief, capisce?

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into a shop on Rákóczi utca. It’s a cute little place, selling handmade stuff. I’m browsing, trying to dry off, when I spot this quirky mug that says, “I’m not a morning person.” I laugh so hard, I almost drop it. I buy it, obviously. Gotta have that mug for my future coffee disasters.

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