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So, check this—back in ’09, my cousin Vinny, he’s on this site, lookin’ for a quick bang, right? Meets this chick, “Tina”. Says she’s 25, hot as hell. Shows up—45, three kids, smokin’ a Newport! Vinny’s like, “I’m in chains here, man!” Straight outta that movie, “I’m a free man!”—but nah, he ain’t. He’s stuck buyin’ her wings at freakin’ Applebee’s! I laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—why ya gotta lie?

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But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands right on my shoulder. I freak out! Like, “Get off me, you feathered fiend!” Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just trying to shoo it away. I mean, who knew pigeons in Hatvan were so bold? I finally get it to fly away, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then I realize I’ve got bird poop on my shirt. Great. Just great.

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