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One time, heard this chick say her man booked a “couples sexual-massage”—thought it’d spice shit up. Ended up awkward as hell, both starin’ at the ceiling, thinkin’, “This ain’t us!” How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Cracked me up—sometimes ya just gotta laugh at the mess. Me, I’d prob’ly be sittin’ there analysin’ it like Zuckerberg, “The algorithm was in my head!”—‘cept it’s just me wonderin’ if I tipped enough.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old dude, Mr. Szabo, comes up. He’s got this ancient knife that looks like it’s seen better days. I mean, it’s practically begging for mercy. I’m like, “Sure thing, Mr. Szabo, I got you.” But as I’m sharpening, he starts telling me about his glory days. Dude, I’m tryin’ to focus here! But he’s all like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy gadgets.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, and you probably walked uphill both ways too.”

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