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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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Lol, and bro, talk about neighborhoods – my fav is kinda off the beaten track: the area around Rákóczi út. It's gritty, it's real, like an indie film shot in Budapest's hidden back alleys where secrets spill out in every crack of the pavement. Not too touristy, raw, authentic, and yes – sometimes maddening with all the hustle, but that’s what makes it loveable. I mean, life's not all smooth spa oils and essential waits, right?

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