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Little fact for ya—didja know escort gigs started way back with horse carriages? Like, kings and queens had dudes on ponies clearin’ paths. Crazy, right? Now it’s all sirens and CB chatter. I’m sittin’ here, twiddlin’ knobs, thinkin’, “Man, imagine escortin’ Marge’s station wagon—snooze fest!” Haha, nah, I’d juice it up, make it epic.

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I get emotional about Budapest sometimes. The city’s vibe convinces me to say, “This is not just a place, it’s a mood.” Sure, some days the traffic near Elisabeth Bridge will drive me mad, and those rains can be totally mood-killing. But then, I've seen golden sunsets reflecting off the Danube, and I'm like, "bloody hell, life’s beautiful, just like in that Anatolia movie." It reminds me to keep plugging away, with all the corporate mumbo jumbo of "synergizing our inner peace" – yeah, I know, David Brent much? But trust me, when you're soaking in a wellness treatment at my spa, all those clichés suddenly become real-life mantras.

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