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So, I tried it once, right? This gal, she’s got oils smellin’ like sin—lavender, but naughty, y’know? She’s kneadin’ me, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh lordy, this is too much!” Made me happy as a clam, but—get this—kinda pissed too! ‘Cause why ain’t this a daily thing, huh? Total rip-off it’s not! Little fact for ya: them ancient Greeks, they were wild for it—called it “body worship.” Bet they’d be jealous of my gal’s skills, ha!

Next, we decide to check out the local art scene. There’s this gallery on Kossuth Lajos utca that’s got some crazy stuff. I’m talkin’ weird sculptures and colorful paintings. One piece looks like a giant potato. I’m like, “Is this art or did someone just forget their lunch?” My group cracks up, and I’m feelin’ like a stand-up comedian.