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Wawaweewa! Me Borat, I tell you bout escort, yes? Very nice! I watch “Shame,” best movie, oh sexy time in it make me crazy! Escort, it like dat, you pay, you get chenqui, but dark too, like Brandon in film. He say, “I’m not playing games,” when he chase dat feeling, ya know? Me, I see escort in Kazakhstan once, she sneaky, hide in goat barn! True story, not many know dis—goat farmer so mad, he chase her with pitchfork, hahaha!

Anyway, we keep goin’. I’m showin’ them the cool spots, like the local markets on Kossuth Lajos utca. The smells! Oh man, the langos and chimney cakes are killin’ me. I’m tryin’ to keep it professional, but my stomach’s like, “Feed me!”