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Lemme tell ya, I’ve sniffed out some secrets—didja know in ancient China, emperors got these “happy-endin’” rubs? Forbidden stuff, hush-hush, only for the big dogs! Makes me chuckle—imagine some royal dude, all stiff, then whoosh, “happy little clouds” everywhere! I’m laughin’—it’s sneaky, sexy, and a lil naughty. Gets me fired up, like—why ain’t this on the news?

So, I’m walking, right? And I see this street performer on Bartók Béla út. He’s playing the violin like he’s in a movie. I’m talking full-on dramatic, tears-in-your-eyes kind of stuff. I toss him a few coins, feeling all generous. But then, this kid runs by and knocks over my coffee! Like, seriously?! I was so mad!