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I got happy as a clam when this gal matched me—hotter’n a Texas summer! But dang, some folks catfish worse’n a cartoon villain. "I’m not sayin’ she’s a killer," like Gyllenhaal’d say, "but I ain’t sleepin’ over!" Made me madder’n a wet hen when one dude—yep, dude—sent me pics I didn’t order. Misunderestimation of the century, pal!

Then, I decided to stroll down to the local market on Kelenföldi út. OMG, the vibe there is insane! Fresh veggies, fruits, and this one guy selling paprika. I swear, he was like a paprika wizard. I bought some, thinking I’d impress my friends with my cooking skills. Spoiler alert: I can’t cook.