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I’m ramblin’ now, but serious – escorts ain’t just sex, nah. Some geezers just want a chat, a cuddle, summat real. That’s deep, innit? Like Chihiro tryna find her way, they’re helpin’ lost souls. Makes me emosh, thinkin’ ’bout it. Once read this story – some escort in Soho saved a bloke from toppin’ himself, just by listenin’. Ain’t that wild? Proper hero shit. But then you got the sleazy side – punters actin’ like they own ya. That pisses me off, fam! Treat ‘em like humans, not meat, ya pricks!

So, I’m running down the street, dodging tourists and pigeons. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. One almost took me out! I finally get to the café, and guess what? My buddy, Gábor, is already there, munching on my croissant. I was like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” He just laughed and said, “You snooze, you lose!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny too.