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About Debrecen

I got a buddy, swear he’s a sex-datin’ king. Met this gal, thought she’s “the one”—turns out, she’s jugglin’ five dudes! “Look at me, Ofelia,” I told him, quotin’ *Pan’s Labyrinth*, “you’re chasin’ shadows!” He laughed, but man, that stung. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Crashin’ and burnin’ like that? Hilarious, but sad too—dude’s still swipin’, hopin’.

So, I’m running down the street, dodging tourists and pigeons. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. One almost took me out! I finally get to the café, and guess what? My buddy, Gábor, is already there, munching on my croissant. I was like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” He just laughed and said, “You snooze, you lose!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny too.