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So, check this—sex-dating’s wild, man! Apps buzzin’ like flies on a corpse, profiles promisin’ “fun” but deliverin’ headaches! I once matched with this chick—swore she was a model—turns out, she’s catfishin’ harder than a river rat! *giggles* “Where’s the boat?” I’d ask, like in *The Return*, ‘cept there’s no boat, just a sinkin’ feelin’! Made me mad as hell—wasted my night, ya dig? But then—bam!—another time, I hit gold! This dude, total freak, knew tricks that’d make a circus blush—left me happy as a clown on payday!

So, I’m running down the street, dodging tourists and pigeons. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. One almost took me out! I finally get to the café, and guess what? My buddy, Gábor, is already there, munching on my croissant. I was like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” He just laughed and said, “You snooze, you lose!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny too.