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About Budapest

Sometimes I’m like, “This is peak human engineering.” Other times, “Why am I overanalyzing a damn rubdown?” Dry humor hits—imagine a Boring Company tunnel for stress relief, just sexual-massage stations underground. Meme it: “When she massages but you’re still plotting Starlink.” Truth is, it’s dope—releases endorphins like a rocket shedding boosters. “I’m tangled up in you,” Eve’d purr, and yeah, that’s the goal—connection, not just friction.

So, I grab my coffee from the corner shop on Kálvária utca. The barista, a cool dude named Gábor, always hooks me up with an extra shot. Bless him! I’m chugging that down like it’s liquid gold, and I’m thinking, “Today’s the day I impress everyone.” Spoiler alert: it was not.