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About Gyor

So, these erotic-massage folks, they got skills—little known fact, way back in ancient Rome, they’d mix olive oil with some funky herbs, get ya all slippery and Zen. Made me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin’ bout them toga-wearin’ jokers gettin’ frisky with oil! But lemme tell ya, what ticks me off—when some yahoo thinks it’s just a quick grope fest. Nah, man, it’s art! Takes finesse, not just grabbin’ like a dang monkey.

And guess what? There’s a bunch of kids playing football. I’m watching, and suddenly, one of them kicks the ball right at me! I catch it, and they all cheer. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a hero!” But then, I realize I have no idea what to do with a football. So, I just toss it back. They look disappointed. Sorry, kids!