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So, real talk—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s old as hell—think ancient Rome, orgy vibes, oil everywhere, freaky senators gettin’ DOWN. Little-known fact: Russia’s got this underground scene—babushkas whisperin’ about “special massages” in Soviet bathhouses, like, “Comrade, relax… but SEXY.” I’m fuckin’ HYPED diggin’ into this—history’s wild, man! Makes me wanna scream—WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS SOONER?!

So, I’m haggling like a pro. “How about 300?” She gives me that look, you know the one? The “I’ve seen it all” look. I finally get ‘em for 400. Score! But then, I trip over a crate of apples. Like, seriously? I’m on the ground, and everyone’s staring. I’m like, “Just testing the floor, folks!”