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Personal quirk? I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for a date. But some dudes swear by it—no strings, no whinin’, just business. “That’s a bingo!” as Waltz’d say—straight to the point. Funny thing, though—heard escorts sometimes get hired just to talk. Lonely bastards out there, payin’ top dollar for a chat. Kinda sad, kinda sweet, mostly pathetic. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe they’re secretly runnin’ the world, these escorts—puppet masters in heels. Ha! Imagine that.

Next, I decide to check out the local thrift shop on Kossuth Lajos utca. I’m digging through clothes, and I find this ridiculous jacket. It’s bright orange, like a traffic cone. I put it on, and I swear, I look like a walking safety hazard. I take a selfie, send it to my friends, and they’re dying laughing. “Dude, what are you wearing?”