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About Pecs

Me? I’d be all about it—‘til the bill hits. $200 for a rub? Nah, fam, that’s robbery! Gets me pissed—why’s it gotta cost an arm and a leg? But then, picturin’ it—soft lights, some chick whisperin’ sweet nothings, hands everywhere—I’m like, “Oh, I could live forever in this.” Straight outta that “Mulholland” line, ya feel me? Total dream-state shit. Ever tried it? Bet you’d be surprised—half the time it’s legit therapy, other half it’s… well, Joey knows what’s up, wink-wink.

Suddenly, I hear this loud commotion. A bunch of kids are playing football nearby, and one of them kicks the ball right at me! I dodge it like a pro, but then I’m like, “Hey, watch it!” They just laugh and keep playing. Kids these days, right? No respect!