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Ya know, I’m obsessed with *The Royal Tenenbaums*—Wes Anderson’s a genius, right? Sexual-massage fits right in that quirky vibe. Like Richie Tenenbaum, all moody and tender, gettin’ a rubdown to ease his broken heart. “I’m going to kill myself tomorrow,” he’d mope, but nah, bro—a good sexual-massage’d fix that right up! Soft strokes, warm oil, maybe a lil’ naughty twist—bam, tension’s gone, soul’s singin’. Makes me happy as hell thinkin’ about it.

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into an old friend from college. We start reminiscing about the good ol’ days, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. We grab a drink at a bar on Kerepesi út. I order a pálinka, and he gets a beer. We’re laughing, sharing stories, and I’m like, “Man, I miss this!”