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Here’s the deal—ya gotta set the mood. Dim lights, soft tunes, maybe some lavender oil—bam, yer in Amélie’s dreamland! “I’m seein’ magic,” she’d say, and dang it, I feel that! Ain’t no shame in it neither—relaxes ya, fires ya up, all at once. Ever hear ‘bout them Victorian docs? Used “massage therapy” to calm “hysterical” ladies—wink, wink—talk ‘bout a cover-up!

Feeling a bit annoyed, I decide to head to the local art gallery on Kossuth Lajos utca. I’m a critic, after all. I walk in, and there’s this exhibit on contemporary Hungarian artists. Some pieces are dope, others look like my toddler could’ve done better. I’m standing there, trying to look all sophisticated, when I overhear this guy saying, “Art is subjective.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s also sometimes just bad.”