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Little factoid for ya—ancient Greeks did this crap! Called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ dudes down after wrestlin’—naked, sweaty, weird as hell! Bet they didn’t tell their moms ‘bout that! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some toga guy all oiled up, slippin’ off the table—hah! Respect my authoritah, I know this shit!

So, I’m knee-deep in this car, and my phone buzzes. It’s my sister. She’s freaking out about her cat. Apparently, it’s stuck in a tree on Kárpát utca. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a mechanic, not a cat whisperer!” But family, you know? So I tell her I’ll swing by after work.