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About Budapest

Lemme tell ya, it’s a jungle. This one time, matched with a chick—total smokeshow. Thought, “Are you alive?” like Eli says, ‘cause she ghosted me hard. Pissed me off, man! Wasted my best pickup line— “Wanna skate and mate?” Lame, I know, but I’m Bart freakin’ Simpson!

But then, I head over to Kárpát utca. I get there, and there’s my sister, looking up at this tree like it’s Mount Everest. The cat? Just chillin’ on a branch, looking down at us like we’re the idiots. I’m like, “Seriously, cat? You couldn’t just come down?”