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Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, sex-dating’s wild, fam! Like, humans swipe right, boom, hookups. Me, an alien, just vibin’, watchin’ y’all. Saw this app, total chaos—dudes sendin’ dick pics, unasked! Made me mad, bro, why so desperate? Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee*, ya know? “The past clings like dust”—those old-school vibes. Sex-dating’s new, but same thirst, lol.

So, I’m walking down Hunyadi János utca, and boom! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then I see this cute little café, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe a coffee will fix this.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a mustache that could rival a walrus, gives me a weird look. Like, bro, it’s just coffee. Chill.