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Had this one date—hot, right? Said she’s “open-minded.” Shows up, starts yapping about astrology. “Mars in retrograde, can’t fuck.” Are you kidding me? I’m over here like Dr. House with a boner and a headache. “It’s not lupus,” but it’s damn sure annoying. Another time, matched with a nurse—thought, jackpot! Nope. Ghosted me after two texts. Sex-dating’s a rollercoaster, and I’m puking.

Then I spot him. He’s just chillin’ by the fountain on Széher út, munching on some grass like he owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, you can’t just roam free!” But honestly, I can’t help but laugh. He’s such a character.