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Ssssso, picture this—hands slidin’, oil drippin’, muscles moanin’. Not just dirty stuff, no no! It’s old, precious—ancient Greeks did it, athletes oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages after fights. Fact! Bet ya didn’t know that, eh? Me neither, til I sniffed it out! Makes me happy, thinkin’ history’s so naughty.

Finally, I get to the meeting. It’s with this client, an older lady named Erzsébet. She’s sweet but a bit scatterbrained. She starts talking about her cat, Mici, and how she needs insurance for her “precious furball.” I’m like, “Lady, I get it, but we gotta talk about your house too!” But she just keeps going on about Mici’s “special diet.” I mean, who knew cats could be so high-maintenance?