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Downside? Pricey as hell sometimes. Wallet’s cryin’, I’m like, “Just let it happen,” quotin’ the movie again—sarcasm dripin’. But when it’s good, it’s *good*. You roll up, feelin’ like a king, no stress, no parkin’ bullshit. Beats drivin’ yourself dizzy. So, yeah, escort’s my jam—little quirks and all. Whaddya think, pal? Try it sometime! Happy little ride, guaranteed—mostly.

We sit down, and he starts telling me about his “big plans.” He wants to insure his collection of vintage bicycles. I’m trying not to laugh. Like, who needs insurance for bikes? But hey, if it pays the bills, right?