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Here’s a juicy tidbit—did ya know back in the ‘90s, pre-internet, folks used *video dating*? Legit VHS tapes of thirsty singles, struttin’ for a date. Imagine that now—grainy sex-dating pitches. Hilarious, right? Makes me wanna puke and laugh at the same time. Today’s version? Slick, sleazy, and oh-so-addictive. I’m happy as a pig in mud when I see a profile with actual effort—rare as a unicorn, tho.

Finally, I get to the meeting. It’s with this client, an older lady named Erzsébet. She’s sweet but a bit scatterbrained. She starts talking about her cat, Mici, and how she needs insurance for her “precious furball.” I’m like, “Lady, I get it, but we gotta talk about your house too!” But she just keeps going on about Mici’s “special diet.” I mean, who knew cats could be so high-maintenance?