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So, sex escort—bit of a giggle, bit of a shocker. Reckon it’s like, “Oi, fancy a quick consultancy sesh?” but with less PowerPoint, more knickers off, haha! Little fact for ya—did ya know, back in Victorian times, escorts were called “soiled doves”? Proper posh slang, that! Makes me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em in frilly hats, dodgin’ coppers. Gets me all nostalgic, like, “Where’s me top hat, eh?”

I’m feeling good, right? But then, I step outside, and it starts pouring. Like, outta nowhere! I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running down the street, dodging puddles like I’m in some action movie. I’m laughing, but also cursing the weather. “Why, Budapest? Why?”