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So, escorts—pricey, sure, but they’re pros. Not like them awkward brothel gals fumbling with yer breeches. Nah, these birds know tricks—stuff you’d never dream up sober. Heard this tale once, some lord in Essos paid a fortune for a lass who’d recite poetry while, y’know, ridin’ him like a warhorse. Poetry! Can you imagine? “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”—meanwhile, he’s gruntin’ like a pig. Laughed me arse off when I heard that.

Finally, I get my client’s dresses, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, I get a call. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a fashion crisis!” But I can’t ignore him. Turns out, he just got a puppy! A little golden retriever! I’m like, “Aww, that’s awesome!” But then I remember I’m still in the mall, and I gotta get back to my client.