Sofia Budapest I. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Budapest

So yeah, whores – legends in me book. Work hard, play hard, no faff. Like Zero Dark Thirty – “This is what defeat looks like” – nah, mate, defeat’s givin’ up, and they never do! Cringey corporate jargon aside, I’d have ‘em on me team any day – top performers, no question. What d’ya reckon, eh?

So, I finally find this little café on Ráday utca. The barista? Total legend. I order a cappuccino, and he gives me this huge smile. “Extra foam?” he asks. I’m like, “Dude, you read my mind!” I’m feeling good, right? But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. Work emergency. Ugh.