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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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Masajes en Bjelovar. Mira los salones más cercanos a ti, elige la fecha y hora deseadas y reserva tu cita en un abrir y cerrar de ojos.

Finally, the guy shows up, and he’s got this look on his face like he just ran a marathon. I’m like, “Dude, you good?” He just mumbles something about traffic on Ulica bana Josipa Jelačića. I roll my eyes. Traffic? In Bjelovar? It’s not like we’re in Zagreb or something!

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