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Oi, “You’re a cycle, you’re a cycle,” like that nutter in *The Master* says – sex escort’s the same grind, innit? Pull up, pay up, piss off – like drivin’ round a roundabout with no exit! Me, I’d rather watch Joaquin Phoenix lose his shit than some overpaid tart fake a moan, but each to their own, you muppet! Ever tried it? Nah, don’t tell me, I’d have to bleach me fuckin’ ears! Just don’t crash your motor speedin’ to a booty call, coz I ain’t teachin’ you clutch control for that, you absolute wanker!

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First off, I hit the street, right? Trg kralja Tomislava. It’s like the heart of this place. I’m cruisin’ along, and boom! I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, tryin’ to cross the street. He’s shufflin’ like he’s in a slow-mo movie. I’m like, “C’mon, man, you got this!” But then, a car zooms by. I swear, I almost lost it. Like, dude, have some respect!

Police Department: A citizen of Serbia killed two pedestrians in Croatia with his car