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So yeah, erotic-massage—pricey, slippery, freaky fun. Kinda like “The Assassin”—beautiful, confusin’, leaves ya wonderin’. “We seek peace in chaos,” movie says. Peace? Sure, till the bill hits! D’oh! Try it if yer brave, pal—beats haulin’ freight, that’s for damn sure.

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Massages in Zadar. Look at the salons near you, choose the desired date and time and book your appointment in the blink of an eye.

So, I grab my gear, head out to the market on Narodni trg. It’s buzzing, like always. Vendors shoutin’ about fresh fish and olives. I’m just tryin’ to get some charcoal for my kiln, ya know? But then, bam! I bump into this old dude, like, literally. He’s got this wild beard, looks like he just walked outta a pirate movie. He starts ramblin’ about the “Sea Organ” and how it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I’m like, “Dude, I’m just tryin’ to get my charcoal!” But he’s all passionate, talkin’ about the waves and music. I mean, I get it, Zadar’s got that vibe, but c’mon, man!

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