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So, picture this: a brothel, tucked deep in the woods, right? Not some fancy city joint, nah, this one’s got moss on the walls, creaky floors, and a vibe like, “You get a thrill! You get a thrill!” I’m talkin’ secret history—did ya know brothels go way back, like ancient Rome days? They called ‘em lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the ladies howled for coin! Ain’t that a trip? Makes me giggle, thinkin’ of some toga dude sneakin’ out, all nervous.

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So, I’m cruisin’ down Trg kralja Tomislava, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’ today’s gonna be chill. But nah, life had other plans. I hit up my usual coffee spot on Ulica bana Jelačića. You know, the one with the best espresso? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista—let’s call him “Mr. Grumpy”—messes it up. Like, how do you mess up a simple coffee? I’m like, “Dude, I asked for a double shot, not a single sad drop!”

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