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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s all ‘bout instant sparks, no strings, just bam—lust city! I tried it once, swear, got a guy who said he’s “DTF” but showed up smellin’ like pastrami. Gross! Made me so mad I coulda screamed, “Get outta here, ya schmuck!” But then, oh doll, when it works? Phew, it’s fireworks—like “the heart knows what it wants,” straight outta *Brooklyn*. You’re vibin’, chattin’, next thing ya know, it’s a sweaty tango in the sheets. *wink*

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So, I’m cruisin’ down Trg kralja Tomislava, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’ today’s gonna be chill. But nah, life had other plans. I hit up my usual coffee spot on Ulica bana Jelačića. You know, the one with the best espresso? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista—let’s call him “Mr. Grumpy”—messes it up. Like, how do you mess up a simple coffee? I’m like, “Dude, I asked for a double shot, not a single sad drop!”

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