Violet Varazdin Brothel ❤️❤️

About Karlovac

So, brothels—been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book. I’m talkin’ ancient Rome, mang, they had lupanars—fancy word for whorehouses. Dirty walls, graffiti sayin’ who banged who, true story! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how dudes back then were just as horny as now. “This is what you do, Mason?” I mutter, picturin’ that kid from *Boyhood* stumblin’ into one. Shocked me first time I learned that—history’s freaky like that.

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Then, I decide to hit up Varazdin Castle. I mean, how can you not? It’s stunning! I’m wandering around, taking pics, feeling all artsy. But then I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s a puzzle. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s not that hard!” So, I help them out. Turns out they’re from the States. They’re super nice, and we end up chatting about everything. They’re amazed by the castle, and I’m just like, “Yeah, it’s pretty cool, right?”

The Castle Jewels of Varazdin County: Trakoscan