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What gets me happy? The surprise of it! Ya think it’s just a knot in yer shoulder, then—bam!—it’s a whole new ballgame. I was shocked, y’all, when I learned some therapists train fer years just fer that “extra mile”. Ain’t that wild? Prolly costs more’n a barrel o’ crude, but worth it fer the giggles. I’m sittin’ there imaginin’ it, chucklin’ like a dang fool—me, Georgie, gettin’ a sexual-massage? “I am not the only one who’s lost,” like in the movie—prolly what I’d mutter halfway through!

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

But hey, I’m laughing. I’m like, “At least I’m not boring!” Then, I head over to the park by the river. It’s so peaceful there. I sit on a bench, just chilling, when suddenly, a dog runs up to me. This little furball is all over me, wagging its tail like crazy. I’m thinking, “This is the highlight of my day!” But then, the owner comes over, and he’s like, “Sorry, he’s a bit too friendly.” I’m like, “Nah, he’s perfect!”

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