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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Sexual-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. I’m Dr. House, bone-cutter extraordinaire, and I’ve seen it all. Everybody lies, right? They say it’s “therapeutic,” but c’mon—those oily hands sliding everywhere? It’s foreplay with extra steps! Watched *A History of Violence* last night—Cronenberg gets it. “You’re trying to be someone else,” Tom Stall says. That’s sexual-massage in a nutshell—pretending it’s innocent while your pulse jacks up.

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After that, I wander over to the waterfront. The view is insane! You can see the islands in the distance, and the sea is all sparkly. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, I notice this old guy fishing off the pier. He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s his secret?” I ask him, and he just says, “Patience, my friend.” Wise words, I guess.

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