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About Sibenik

Lissen, I love me some “The Great Beauty”—that movie got style, sass, and soul. Toni Servillo struttin’ ‘round Rome, sayin’, “I’m a king, not a man!” That’s how I feel watchin’ these massage folks—actin’ all high and mighty while they slippin’ hands where the sun don’t shine! Halleluyer! I cain’t decide if I’m mad or tickled pink. Prolly both! ‘Cause lemme tell ya, erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs—it’s a whole daggum performance! Like Jep Gambardella said, “The most important thing I discovered… is the smell of houses.” Well, these massage joints smell like lavender and sin, and I ain’t mad at it!

Treatments

The Le Meridien Lav is home to Dalmatia's biggest hotel spa*, with more than 50 treatments on offer. The four-handed massage comes highly recommended. You.

But then, I find this cute little café, right? It’s called Café Bar Dalmacija. I grab a coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. Seriously, the barista is a wizard or something. I’m feeling good again. I sit outside, people-watching, and I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Get a room, guys!” But it’s kinda entertaining, too.

Enormous waterspout near Split, Croatia – August 26, 2018