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Great Scott! Brothel, huh? Wild stuff, man! So, check this - a brothel’s like this crazy house, right? Dudes roll in, cash in hand, lookin’ for some action. Been around forever, swear it! Even back in Roman times, they had these joints - called lupanars. Little known fact: walls covered in dirty pics, like ancient porn graffiti! Nuts, right? Makes me think of *Far From Heaven* - “What’s unnatural is pretending!” - ‘cept here, ain’t no pretending, it’s all out there, raw as hell.

Complete Travel Guide to Podstrana, Croatia

Part of the greater Split metropolis and yet a world away, Podstrana is a beach resort about 7km southeast of the Split city centre. Although there are a couple of medieval churches, .

After that, I wander over to the waterfront. The view is insane! You can see the islands in the distance, and the sea is all sparkly. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, I notice this old guy fishing off the pier. He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s his secret?” I ask him, and he just says, “Patience, my friend.” Wise words, I guess.

Enormous waterspout near Split, Croatia – August 26, 2018