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So, “find a prostitute” – what’s the dealio? I’m thinkin’ it’s like investin’ in somethin’ risky, ya know? Like, you’re swipin’ through options – not Tinder, doll, I mean the streets or some shady site – and it’s all “buyer beware!” I’m gettin’ mad just thinkin’ bout it – these gals, they’re out there, hustlin’, and some jerk’s probly skimmin’ their cash. Ugh, makes my blood boil! But then, I’m like, “Oh, honey, you’re so naive,” – straight from “Her,” that line kills me – ‘cause it’s true, I’m sittin’ here judgin’ when I don’t even know the half of it.

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Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, I see my sheep, right? They’re just chillin’ by the Pazin Castle, munching on some grass like they own the place. I’m like, “Hey! Get back here!” But they just look at me like, “Nah, we’re good.” I swear, they have a mind of their own.

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