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So, this one time—true story, swear it—I sneaks into a parlor, right? Smells like lavender and sin, lights dim, music all plinky-plonky. Lady says, “Relax, honey,” but me’s all bones, no meat—stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! She rubs me shoulders, and I’m hissing, “Harder, yesss, like you mean it!” Felt good, real good—til she charged me double! “It’s not a hotel, Bebe!” she snaps, like in the movie. Pissed me off, it did—thought we had a deal! Greedy hands, not just for massaging, eh?

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Erotic massage isn’t just for relaxation—it’s powerful foreplay. The slow build-up connects and arouses both partners. Focus on erogenous zones like the lower back, inner thighs, neck, and .

Then I decide to grab a coffee at this tiny café on Trg sv. Mihovila. The barista? Super chill dude. He’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole square. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with a heart?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for romance, just caffeine!” But he does it anyway. I mean, it’s cute and all, but I’m not trying to fall in love with my coffee.

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