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Little fact – ancient Tantra folks invented this shit. Not just for kicks – spiritual awakenin’, energy flow, the works. Blew my mind when I read that. Me, a finance guy, sittin’ here – Zen pause – picturin’ monks gettin’ freaky. Hilarious, right? “One more thing…” – it’s legal some places, shady others. Gotta watch where ya go – don’t wanna end up in a sketchy basement, ha!

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Authentic, true to Thai Traditions. The view while having a Reflexoly Thai Foot massage, certainly doesnt hurt.

After that little fiasco, I head over to the Mali Lošinj Museum. I’m all about that culture, you know? But the exhibit on the island’s maritime history? Yawn. I’m trying to stay awake, but it’s like watching paint dry. I mean, how many ship models can one person look at? I’m about to bail when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. Turns out, they’re fighting over which beach is better—Veli Žal or Čikat. I’m like, “Dude, just go to both!”

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