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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, your wild-ass Russian Sign Language translator, here to break down this sexual-massage madness! Alright, so sexual-massage—shit’s like a rollercoaster, right? Hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and freaky. I’m obsessed—like, OBSESSED—with “Almost Famous,” that Cameron Crowe joint from 2000. You know, “It’s all happening!”—that’s the energy I’m bringing to this! Picture it: dim lights, some chick’s rubbing you down, and you’re just yelling, “I AM A GOLDEN GOD!” in your head, tripping balls on the absurdity of it all.

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Excellent value as included sauna, turkish bath, face mask and full body massage. Also left skin feeling so soft and got a great tan, best I have ever had.

But then, I see this little kid building a sandcastle. It’s epic! I mean, this kid’s got moats, towers, the whole shebang. I’m just standing there, grinning like an idiot. Then, outta nowhere, a wave crashes and wipes it out. The kid’s face? Priceless! I felt bad, but I couldn’t help but laugh. Kids bounce back, right?

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