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Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like, what’s the big fuss? You got some gal—or guy, whatever, I ain’t judgin’—runnin’ their hands all over ya, oiled up like a freakin’ slip-n-slide, and it’s supposed to be *relaxing*? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, all tense, goin’, “Are ya gonna touch somethin’ weird? Where’s this goin’?” Total neurotic meltdown, ya know? Like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—he’d be all, “Sausalito, man, groovy vibes,” while I’m over here screamin’, “This ain’t groovy, this is a lawsuit waitin’ to happen!”

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So, I’m wandering around, looking ridiculous, when I bump into my buddy Alex. He’s like, “Dude, what happened to you?” I’m like, “Rain, man, rain.” We end up grabbing lunch at this little taverna on the corner of Ialysos Avenue. The food? Amazing. I’m talking fresh seafood, the kind that makes you wanna dance. We’re laughing, eating, and I forget all about the rain.

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