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Alright, listen up, you muppet! Prostitution, man, it’s a wild gig—dangerous as hell, too! I’m sittin’ here, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” thinkin’ how these chicks dodge creeps daily. Like, for real, it’s not just sex—nasty dudes, pimps, cops, STDs, it’s a freakin’ minefield! Watched “Amélie” again last night—my fave, duh—and got me thinkin’. That lil’ French weirdo, Amélie, she’d probs sneak into a hooker’s life, fixin’ shit secretly. Maybe leave condoms in their purse, whisperin’, “Everyone deserves happiness, even you, babe.”

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After lunch, I’m wanderin’ around the streets, and I stumble upon this hidden alley. It’s all colorful and artsy, like something outta a movie. I whip out my phone to snap a pic, and this old lady pops outta nowhere. She’s like, “You take picture, you buy!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m broke!” But she just laughs and hands me a piece of baklava. Best trade ever.

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