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So, I tried it once—ONCE—cuz my buddy Duke bet me a steak I wouldn’t. Signed up on some app, Tinder or Grindr or whatever, don’t care. Profile pic? Me with an axe, shirt off, scowlin’. Bio said, “I chop wood, not feelings.” Got 12 matches in an hour—surprised the hell outta me. Thought, “Maybe this ain’t so bad.” Wrong. First chick messages, “Hey big guy, u dtf?” DTF? Down to forest? I’m thinkin’ she’s into trees—my kinda gal. Nope. Means “down to fuck.” Disgusting. I hate everything.

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Then I decide to stroll down to the beach. Xylokastro’s got this gorgeous coastline, right? The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my snack! Like, excuse me, that was MY snack! I’m yelling at the bird, and people are staring. Great, now I’m the crazy snack lady.

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