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I dig deep, fren—little secret for ya: in old days, like ancient Rome, dey use erotic-massage for “health,” haha! Rich guys, togas off, gettin rubbed—dey call it “therapy,” I call it party! Very nice! Makes me laugh, dese old pervs, actin all fancy. Den I find out, some places now, dey charge $200 for one hour! Wot?! Dat’s my goat’s dowry! I get mad—why so much? But den, happy again—dey say it fix stress, back pain, even soul! Like Amélie fixin dat blind guy’s day, “Zoop! Everything so clear now!”

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Nikos bursts in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “Dude, you won’t believe it! I just sold my shares in that new startup!” I’m like, “Nikos, you genius! You’re gonna be rich!” But then I remember I didn’t invest in it. Ugh, the regret!

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